weird doesn't even begin

I know I said that I wouldn't be commenting on Super Bowl ads. But these two ads are like a fetish car wreck. They're so bizarre and twisted that I can't look away. Apparently, both were rejected by Fox (*Fox has standards!) for the Super Bowl. And it's easy to see why.

Not only did the Colonel get messed over by John Y, now he's the scorn of those happy-go-lucky souls over at PETA.

Mmmm, now for the finger lickin goodness... (The second one is weirder than the first ... if that's even possible)